Monday, April 18, 2005

Corky-View #6 (A Monkey's Pile)



Corky is worried that Senate Monkeys may use the "Nuclear Option" to stop the minority party from filibustering unqualified pile judgments. Corky says, "The filibuster is one of the few tools the minority holds to protect itself from extreme judgments that hurt the minority's right to pile" and then he adds, " ... thus avoiding totalitarian leadership and preserving the democratic process and the freedom for all Americans to self-determine their own pile." I'm not sure where he's going with this, but the only thing Corky has ever been wrong about was his claim in 1995 that he had achieved cold-fusion and thus perpetual energy. The jury is out ...

15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brent, that is simply not true. I use cold-fusion to power my time-machine, which I utilize to speak with my ancestors. I am not from this time (you knew that). However, you are correct in that I did not discover cold-fusion. My descendants from the future did (By the way, I'm bringing Dr. Zeus to your crazy wedding ....).

Monday, April 18, 2005 11:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Woop D I think I have a case of Deja Vu

Monday, April 18, 2005 1:41:00 PM  
Blogger Brent Sigmeth said...

Woop D here, too ... I accidentally erased all of the repeat comments there, Chatty Bell. (It's a bit more funny this way, though, don't you think? Like Deja Vu -- did Dr. Zeus come to your wedding, too?)

Monday, April 18, 2005 1:54:00 PM  
Blogger Northstar Gone Lone Star said...

No, no, no, B, it's nu-q-ler, dammit. Don't you listen to our fearless leader?! Besides, what's the good of being in power if you can't change the rules in order to prevent the opposition from employing the very tactics you used when you were the minority? This is a winner-take-all, stick it up the other guy's butt sitcheashun we're dealin' with here. It's the American way!

By the way, you need to be careful around them time travelin' monkeys. They're tricky little f'ers. That primate will distort the past in order to create the future he wants. Hey, that sounds just like the Republicans...

I saw Corky posing next to the photo of the Prez...

Did he loan that damn machine to W, Dick & Karl?

Monday, April 18, 2005 2:38:00 PM  
Blogger Northstar Gone Lone Star said...

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Monday, April 18, 2005 3:29:00 PM  
Blogger Northstar Gone Lone Star said...

Hey, wait a minute...

I've been looking back at all those pictures of Corky. Invoking Christian symbolism... Posing with the Prez... Surrounding himself with icons of militarism, wealth, the pharmaceutical industry... Photo ops with a widely diverse crowd... Awaiting his introduction at the podium... Cutting brush like W... Always has someone's fist up his ass...

That freakin' monkey's positioning himself for the GOP nomination for Mark Dayton's Senate seat!!!!

Monday, April 18, 2005 3:31:00 PM  
Blogger Northstar Gone Lone Star said...

No...

You said he's concerned over the possibility of the nu-q-ler option to end philibusters. Is he breaking from party lines? Is he an ultra-conservative Dem? A Libertarian? Does MN still have an Independense Party?

This monkey has me so damn confused...

Monday, April 18, 2005 3:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Northstar Gone Lone Star, do you or do you not have missiles in Woodbury? Don't wait for the translation!!! Do you or do you not?

Monday, April 18, 2005 3:46:00 PM  
Blogger Northstar Gone Lone Star said...

I don't know anything about missiles in Woodbury.

I'm in Fort Worth, Dude. Just a stone's throw away from Crawford.

I suggest some restraint.

Monday, April 18, 2005 3:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And that's my point!

Monday, April 18, 2005 4:13:00 PM  
Blogger Northstar Gone Lone Star said...

Truce.

This dimension is merely an illusion anyway. Can I get a White Russian?

But I'm watching you, you slippery time travelling monkey. I think you may have ruined my rug.

Monday, April 18, 2005 4:32:00 PM  
Blogger Brent Sigmeth said...

Hey guys ... this won't stand, man ... this aggression will not stand, man! Across this line you do not .....

Monday, April 18, 2005 4:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Corky is brilliant. I think he deserves his own blog.

Monday, April 18, 2005 10:09:00 PM  
Blogger Northstar Gone Lone Star said...

Sorry, Corona, no Chevy. (I owned one once. A total piece of crap. I drive gas-sipping foreign jobbies now.)

Damn. I was so looking forward to being True Leader. Oh well...

Tuesday, April 19, 2005 10:18:00 AM  
Blogger Northstar Gone Lone Star said...

borin'

My car is anything but.

Tuesday, April 19, 2005 12:36:00 PM  

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