Sunday, October 02, 2005

Witchcraft (or something) Captured on Film!


HELLO!!???

From the beginning, I have warned Wendy that if she didn't stop goofing with her powers they would sooner or later be caught on film. In this particular moment (it usually happens so fast that it's nearly invisible to the naked eye), Wendy obviously resized herself to a wee 3'8". Incredible. I've seen her do the opposite when she can't reach something in the kitchen - I used to just blink, rub my eyes, shake my head, and splash cold water on my face when I saw it happen. Now, folks will know I'm not insane - there's no way that this shot is photoshopped.

Wendy's powers have been revealed. Luckily, I knew of them before I chose to marry her (unlike Dick Sargent in Bewitched!).

10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, what are ya tryin' to say, B? Is Wendy part Leprechaun? Or is she Elfin? Perhaps a part of the Faeries? I mean, I've always thought the voice that comes out when she sings was WAY too big for her small stature, but what you're implying is a bit fantastic.

Sunday, October 02, 2005 6:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's pretty bent, right there.

Monday, October 03, 2005 4:33:00 PM  
Blogger wendy lewis said...

Thanks TC. Have I told you the stories about entire rooms shrinking or enlarging? Or the ghosty fingers 'round door jambs? Or bringing groups of people together to fall in love with each other? Or (1st marriage) wedding cake toppers set on a blazing bonfire, flowers bursting into bloom, clearing out the cloudy sky to reveal nothing but stars?

Hey NSGLS..... will you be in town the 29th of October? The Burning is going on and you should come. Strange things happen....

Tuesday, October 04, 2005 5:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nope, won't be around. With some trepidation and regret, I've taken a staff photography job in Dallas. I'm tired of all the travelling. Tired of not being able to pay the bills if I don't. Regret that I'm giving up the freelance life after so many good years prior to moving to DFW. Regret the loss of freedom. But it will be comforting to catch up on past-due bills. And it will be SO good to stay home with Debbie.

The job starts on Monday the 17th, so we better have that lunch this week 'cause it's gonna be a while before I get back to the home state.

Tuesday, October 04, 2005 10:38:00 PM  
Blogger Brent Sigmeth said...

NSGLS said, "Regret the loss of freedom".

I thought you hated freedom, you commie. What gives?!

Seriously -- way to go stay close to the famaily-times with a job area. You'll be happier -- and life is long, so we'll see you up here again soon.

Tuesday, October 04, 2005 10:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for the good wishes.

And hey B, I thought it was YOU who hates freedom--with all those left-wing, nut-job letters to the editor, trying to stir up hostile feelings toward Fearless Leader.

Good to see some comments from you SQSD. I hope all's well.

I must be the only one not to have seen Wendy's shape-shifter powers in action. Or maybe I have...

Tuesday, October 04, 2005 11:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry, TC, I hope you're well, too. Things settle down on the job?(re. your boss?)

Tuesday, October 04, 2005 11:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get Small.
Yep.

Wednesday, October 05, 2005 5:42:00 PM  
Blogger wendy lewis said...

RevBoJo.... wull... duh.... yeah.... be here and bring your neil young contribution w/ all things autumnal. And if you like, something to burn.... or.... not. It's pretty simple. Bonfire. Food. Drink. Shit to burn. There will be a bed for you.

I'm working like a freak right now so I can't elaborate the way I'd like to .... but, it would be awesome for everyone to celebrate The Burning from their respective locations on the 29th from a candle to a conflagration. It probably won't bring world peace but we might all have interesting dreams about being on vacation together somewhere....

Off to a Target shoot....

Thursday, October 06, 2005 7:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is simple. Just draw a line between the the 3 main heads in the shot to make a triangle. Then just do the math. Everything can be answered with math.

Thursday, October 06, 2005 11:27:00 AM  

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