Meet Allis-Chalmers, New Garden Tractor
This Hot-Rod Tractor's got a 22 horse V-twin motor with competition steering-wheel, hydro-static drive, turns on a dime, and basically mows the shit out of stuff ... including poor Bob.
posted by Brent Sigmeth at 6/16/2005 10:48:00 PM
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OK, Ed. Point taken.
The new Siglewjen "lawn tractor" IS more than just a riding mower, however. I would venture that it has both front & rear PTOs, allowing the attachment of small-scale implements in addition to the mowing deck. If they chose to, B&W could turn a half-acre veggie garden no problem. The folks at Allis-Chalmers, John Deere, et al, are the ones who invented these things and dubbed them lawn & garden TRACTORS, expressly for the purpose of serving small-acreage needs.
And the tear in the seat adds character.
Corona, I bet if you asked real nicely you could take her for a ride at the party.
Maybe a FarmAid sticker, too.
I think I first drove a "grown-up" tractor when I was 12 or 13, but then I was a city kid who only got to the farm for a couple weeks every summer.
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